doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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