But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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