do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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