I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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