i think my mom watched the whole time
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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