Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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