a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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