Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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