my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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