No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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