Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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