i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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