I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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