I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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