what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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