there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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