Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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