I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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