I haven't been this sober since birth.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Did you pee in the oven last night??
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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