I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Sorry my hands just texted you
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Fuck me I smell like cheese
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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