operation have a gay friend backfired
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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