he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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