That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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