Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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