ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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