i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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