I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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