Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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