You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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