is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So here I am, sexting at work.
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