I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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