I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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