Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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