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I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

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humiliate her

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(231): I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do? (810): humiliate her http://tfl.nu/wc6r

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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.

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(+61): She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me. http://tfl.nu/qxca

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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.

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(248): new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home. http://tfl.nu/dmz8

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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited

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I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

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(214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited (1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope http://tfl.nu/jd28

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My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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(310): My entire life is one complicated drinking game http://tfl.nu/hoza

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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover

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(805): i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover http://tfl.nu/9f4v

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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(270): I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea? http://tfl.nu/h6xa

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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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(862): watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin (1-862): doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you http://tfl.nu/gtrz

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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.

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(864): We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian. http://tfl.nu/x5ta

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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you

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(832): you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you http://tfl.nu/7l95

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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.

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(404): like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game. http://tfl.nu/v9p4

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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.

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(270): I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde. http://tfl.nu/pj3w

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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.

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(724): Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is. http://tfl.nu/p6ee

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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?

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(216): So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent? http://tfl.nu/r4d5

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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.

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(870): There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked. http://tfl.nu/ccaq

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