No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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