he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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