Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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