I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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