i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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