People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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