Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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