Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whose parrot is this?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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