No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
there is glitter all over my balls
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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