im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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