You can't special order awesome
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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