Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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