Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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