ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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