first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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