ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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